FAQ

Question 1

What is Unsuitable Booking?

Accepted Answer

It's a collection of real-life escorting enquiries — and the replies they deserved. Sharp, witty, and completely unsuitable for anyone who prefers their reading material sensible. 18+ only.

Question 2

Is this based on real messages?

Accepted Answer

Every single one. No embellishment, no creative licence. Reality, it turns out, needs absolutely none.

Question 3

When does it come out?

Accepted Answer

Launch is 31st October 2026 at midnight BST. Pre-order now and you'll receive your copy the moment it drops — no waiting around, no queuing.

Question 4

How much does it cost?

Accepted Answer

£2.99. That's it. Less than a coffee, more entertaining than most things you'll read this year.

Question 5

Is it really 18+?

Accepted Answer

Yes. Non-negotiable. The content is adult in nature and not suitable for anyone under 18. By purchasing you confirm you are 18 or over.

Question 6

How do I get my copy?

Accepted Answer

You'll get a download link sent to the email address you used at checkout, on launch day (31st October 2026). Make sure to check your spam folder if it doesn't arrive — email providers can be surprisingly prudish.

Question 7

What format is the book?

Accepted Answer

Digital ebook — delivered straight to your inbox. No app required, no subscription, no faff.

Question 8

Can I get a refund?

Accepted Answer

Pre-orders are non-refundable once the book has been delivered. If you haven't received your copy after launch, get in touch at hello@unsuitable-booking.com and we'll sort it.

Question 9

Who wrote this?

Accepted Answer

Hannah — an escort who decided the best use of her inbox was a book. She was right.

Question 10

Is this a memoir?

Accepted Answer

Not exactly. It's a curated collection of enquiries with commentary. Think of it as a greatest hits album, but for spectacularly misjudged messages.

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